With Oulanya’s burial budget,  our jailed unapologetic learned friend, Mabirizi is a necessary evil!

KAMPALA-UGANDA/NEWSDAY: So independent and firm in the law yet the same law sent Make Mabirizi to the abyss.

He is some one whom you love to hate yet still try to admire for his courage at attacking controversial situations that everyone seems to run away from.

He will not mind turning into an enemy of the people (some people who can’t be named) and will not be ashamed to admit that he was on the run as a fugitive. He was on the run from the same courts that were supposed to offer him justice and relief from someone I fear to name (he has enormous powers and could find contempt in this article but since I have not named “her” or “him”, may be am good to go) .

Ugandans have forgotten about this learned friend who was sent to learn more about the learned system by another high ranking learned opponent who thought it best and allegedly in the interest of the public to send Mr Male to the Kitalya Prison so that he could come back a changed man. But will Male learn?

Mabirizi has rubbed people the wrong way and below is the list of prominent people who tasted his bitter cup of the law.

He sued the Kabaka, a very great personality but the Buganda Land Board as an institution is an opposite of the Kingdom’s compassion. I won’t say more but try talking to Ham Kiggundu, he will tell you how it feels to loose land worth billions of shillings yet you have every evidence to show that you are the bona-fide owner with genuine lease titles. But he accepted to bow out due to the enormous respect he has for the king.

Male would not let this go unchecked!!

He sued Hon Kyagulanyi aka Bobi Wine a number of times and he was christened with every vulgar word that could clearly describe the things found in people’s underwear.  I hear NUP has a brigade of “Ssalongos and Nalongos”  who have experience and right in uttering words that are only considered normal in “dancing abalongo”.

So daring that some of them successfully stationed in Seattle USA Calli g for the now demised Speaker Jacob Oulanya to be returned home because he offered nothing to improve the health services in Uganda yet he was in power.

Mabirizi suedPresident Tibuhaburwa Kaguta a couple of times but he was never bothered.  I am sure Mr Museveni never knew Male’ until the togikwatako case.

Male can choose to be a pain in the in the back. He took on Pastor Bujjingo

over a double marriage contrary to the law.

And it is around this time when Male’s woes started! After a threatening divorce case was instituted by Male, the anointed man of God chose to visit one old adage not found in the bible….

–If the world offers you lemons, make lemonade!(in Eddy Kenzo’ voice)

The anointed man of God decided to take onions offered by Male and mixed them with his anointing oil to make tears miraculously appear in his eyes at Cannan.

Soon every one present was crying and sobbing. And the Lord saw their tears and answered their prayers….

I thought they were crying to the Lord to make Male withdraw the case but no, they wanted a replica of the exodus and remember they are called Canan land.So they petitioned God to send a Moses to Uganda to rescue them from Male.

And entered Justice Musa Ssekana(Moses).  Moses and Pharaoh were both members of the privileged class of loyals and were both schooled…. Just like Justice Ssekana and and Mr Male. These two are both members of the esteemed learned fraternity of Uganda.

Male is now in prison (working to raise the Sha. 300m slapped on his medulla by Justice Musa or maybe he is studying apostle Paul’s appeal to Ceasar. It’s bad that apostle Paul never returned alive and his appeal failed.

I hope he just reads those scriptures on how to escape from prison by Simon Peter, Paul and Cyrus…. Or that scripture of getting 300 million from the fish!!

The Bible is full of wisdom but Male won’t have anything to do with it, he is addicted to law books and piling papers on pick up trucks as evidence.

He is now a necessity like soap!!

At this time as a nation,we need Mr Male.

This burial budget of our beloved late speaker needs a serious court battle and who would do it in style better than Male!

Am sure he will even measure the depth and width of the late speaker’ would be grave, the food sauce pans and forks at the night vigil would be counted and the milk in the porridge will be measured too just to find out what made the budget so enormous.  You know Male has a thing for finding amusing evidence!

Is it burrying or resurrecting Oulanya?

God never even spent that much on his son, our  Lord Jesus Christ’ and yet he resurrected giving us life…

Satan is surprised too,he wonders how a poor state could afford such a lavish burial instead of using the same money to build the Oulanya cancer wing at the cancer Institute in remembrance of Oulanya’ great things!!!

We need our Mr Male back.  He is a necessary evil.  Am sure he knows how to find out who is benefiting from this burial and will successfully find all culprits from those who have stolen forks and plates to those who have are hiding behind the budget.

Kayemba Emmanuel

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